new year new meme
different (mis)spellings of my NEW NAME and who they are
different (mis)spellings of my NEW NAME and who they are as a variation of a past newsletter i sent doing this with my old name
Tristan 8/10: “considered to be as strong and able a knight as Lancelot”1
Tris 7/10: fashionable pretty boi, falls asleep on the couch
Trist 9/10: ;)
Triscuit -1000/10: shredded wheat, my mortal enemy
Trip 4/10: pleasant guy who's otherwise forgettable in every way, he will buy you a drink though
Troy 2/10: you know the guy
Trace 10/10: total himbo, just happy to be here, SEND IT!!!
Trust 0-10/10: comes up with great party ideas, overextends into a Roadtrip Buddy Comedy
Tarp 6/10: incredibly useful, easily storable
Trod 0/10: came to college eager to debate
Tretra -10/10: from the future, probably an alien, has found a way to exist outside of a corporeal body (+10) but isn’t willing to tell the rest of us (-20)
literally just grabbed this off the knight’s wikipedia article lol, apparently he and Lancelot had a WILD duel but ended up not killing each other and becoming friends instead
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