new year new meme

different (mis)spellings of my NEW NAME and who they are

different (mis)spellings of my NEW NAME and who they are as a variation of a past newsletter i sent doing this with my old name

Tristan 8/10: “considered to be as strong and able a knight as Lancelot”

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Tris 7/10: fashionable pretty boi, falls asleep on the couch

Trist 9/10: ;)

Triscuit -1000/10: shredded wheat, my mortal enemy

Trip 4/10: pleasant guy who's otherwise forgettable in every way, he will buy you a drink though

Troy 2/10: you know the guy

Trace 10/10: total himbo, just happy to be here, SEND IT!!!

Trust 0-10/10: comes up with great party ideas, overextends into a Roadtrip Buddy Comedy

Tarp 6/10: incredibly useful, easily storable

Trod 0/10: came to college eager to debate

Tretra -10/10: from the future, probably an alien, has found a way to exist outside of a corporeal body (+10) but isn’t willing to tell the rest of us (-20)

1. literally just grabbed this off the knight’s wikipedia article lol, apparently he and Lancelot had a WILD duel but ended up not killing each other and becoming friends instead