11 new year's resolutions for 2022

i made sure to keep them all specific, measurable, and achievable

1. meet a new dog every day for a total of 365 dogs

2. continue ignoring every YA novel that drops despite people telling me I HAVE to read it no I don’t you can’t make me I will read zero YA novels in 2022

3. Harry Potter just doesn’t exist in 2022 - when people mention the series or its creator I will act like I’ve never heard of it before

4. more garlic

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5. pacts with ancient beings, as many as I can manage before losing all my humanity which is probably like eight?

6. might give listening to new music a try

7. move into the nearest abandoned cottage and become a witch who gives people the first clue on their quest but ONLY if they’re NICE to me

8. become a witch who makes gems and pearls fall out of the mouth of pretty ladies who were nice to me

9. read everything in my to-be-read pile

10. stop making sense

11. ̴̝̳̠̙̝͔̮̋̔̏̑͌e̷̡͕͙͙͚͙̼̤͑̿̑ ̸̫͓̩̫͇͑ v̶̨̛͔̬̥̪̝̯̿́̉͑͊͂͝͝o̶̭̤̥͚̯̪͐͌̋̑̀̎͜ l̷̡̩͔͉͔̟͉̗̪̑̆́̀̑̽̾ ̴̝̳̠̙̝͔̮̋̔̏̑͌v̵̖̮̦͎̐̃̄̓̊̈́̈́̒́́ e̴̊̔̈̊͠ͅ

1. just MORE, I think it’s clear enough, thank you